23/04/2006: 2 cows

1. SOCIALISM: You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbor.

2. COMMUNISM: You have 2 cows, the Government takes both and gives you some milk.

3. FASCISM: You have 2 cows, the Government takes both and sells you some milk.

4. NAZISM: You have 2 cows. The Government takes both and shoots you.

5. BUREAUCRATISM: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away...

6. TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.

7. AN AMERICAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow dropped dead.

8. A FRENCH CORPORATION: You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.

9 . A SWISS CORPORATION: You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.

10. A CHINESE CORPORATION: You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.

11. AN INDIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You worship them.

12. A BRITISH CORPORATION: You have two cows. Both are mad.

15. AN ETHIOPIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You eat both.

16. AN ERITREAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. Both are dead. Yet you tell the whole world you are milking twenty.

17. A SOUTH AFRICAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. Your Chief asks for one, and your mother-in-law wants the other. Your neighbour says the cows are his, so the Police are called in. Now no money, no milk and no meat, and your in-laws think you are not good for their daughter, and she agrees! Meanwhile the chief wants his land back...